Tell no one!

This is copyrighted private property
Protected by
Legal Mumbo Jumbo (pat. pend.)

Keep out!

Tell no one what you've seen or heard here!  


If you've accidentally read it, that's OK.  As long as you don't tell anyone about it.  Or how you found out.  Or how you've been linked somewhere else.  And if you've 'accidentally' blabbed it to someone, you must tell them the same thing.

You don't know me.  Mums the word.  If you see me, gesture forefinger to nose with a wink and a nod.  Nobody knows anything.  Got it?  Practice saying this

"I don't know anything about any websites"


Remember, I haven't given you permission to read it.  Who knows?  You could be liable for big fines and getting sued or something.  And winding up spending the rest of your life in prison.  That they'll charge you $3000 a day for.  So...

Don't try anything funny!




Remember this is a fictional dramatisation!
  The Martians have NOT landed at Grover's Mill.

"Stay tuned for our next thrilling episode.."