Dear NSA Board of Directors,
Requesting permission to come aboard and "inspect the ship".
"Gather 'round dockside mates.."
My name is Geoffrey Mangers. I'm a Writer. And still not
You'll find some of it (including this one, for easy reference) upon
my own personal windjammer:
And we're "raising sail" here
and southerly bound for I see in my telescope the NSA "Queen Mary"
steaming upon our Pacific horizon. With a bearing into Long
And with a full complement of officers on Board:
And my goodness, who's that I see on deck? .. why, it's the skipper
of our Kennedy Memorial tour, Dallas '91 -- Cap'n Diaz himself.
The rest a yar's look kinda green to me. Yar got some History
Why don't we all dust off those 'ole Bylaws and take a look at what
ya all gots thar' below deck.
some laughs and I'll bend your ears.."
hereby formally request permission to examine the NSP books.
From 1993 until the name change in '99.
You might want to take a look yourselves lads. And I'll be
lookin' ya'll over on Wednesday 28 (or wherever you're at)
to make sure no pirate's bound and gagged ya'll to the mainsl'.
"Shredded?" .. "I heard the word
"Any unusual disbursements of
money?" I queried our former officers.
What were those muffled cries I heard? .. "We don't know anything"
What happened to all our money?
More muffled cries .. "It ran out"
Where did it all run off to? Davey Jones Locker?
More muffled cries .. "It's a mystery"
Remember a fellar way back? Goes by the name of Albach.
Cap'n Albach we all used to call him on board the NSPequod.
Welcome aboard mates!
-- "Sail on .. Sail on! .. Sail
on .. and on" --