My Dumb Blonde Sister


  
Stoke-on-Trent, England c. ~1953

This is my Dumb Blonde sister.
Note the na´ve look on her face.
Note the look on my face "heh-heh-heh.."
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


You'd think she'd have learned by now, wouldn't you?



   ----- Original Message -----
Subject: How to 'alias'-ate a sister..

This conversation REALLY happened with my sister!
(She has a degree in *Journalism*--is a travel publicist, 
sophisticated, knows all those big media people..etc)

From: "Claire" To: <Undisclosed-Recipient>
Sent: Tuesday, November 19, 2002 2:32 PM
Subject: blonde joke

How do you get a blonde to laugh in church on Sunday?

Tell her a joke on Friday!

Cheers, Claire

From: "Geoffrey" To: "Claire"
Subject: Re: blonde joke

*You* look kinda "blonde"-ish..

Geoffrey

From: "Claire" To: "Geoffrey"
Subject: Re: blonde joke

Yeah, but I wouldn't wait til Sunday to laugh!!!!!!!!!!

By the way, I bought you some LIQUORICE ALLSORTS in London (one kilo), &
will send them to you this week.  Don't eat them all at once! ...

Love, Claire xox

From: "Geoffrey" To: "Claire"
Subject: Re: blonde joke

>By the way, I bought you some LIQUORICE ALLSORTS in London (one kilo), &
>will send them to you this week.

Pull out the white & brown square ones.  The round coconut ones.
And the white liquorice wrapped cylindrical ones.
Send only those.

Geoffrey

From: "Claire" To: "Geoffrey"
Subject: Allsorts

Maybe you could share the ones you don't like w/ Elvira & others??

Claire

 *!!--NOTE:--!!*
To: "Dumb Blonde"

From: "Geoffrey"
Subject: Re: Allsorts


>Yeah, but I wouldn't wait til Sunday to laugh!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe it's Tuesday or Wednesday..

Geoffrey

p.s: I forgot, pull out the orange square ones too..

p.p.s: have I got your correct email? .. double-check it for me there..

From: "Claire" To: "Geoffrey"
Subject: Re: Allsorts

HA!!

You're on your own my dear sorting out the ALLSORTS!!

Yes, e-mail address is correct.

Your sis xox Claire

To: "Dumb Blonde"
From: "Geoffrey"
Subject: Re: Allsorts


>Yes, e-mail address is correct.
To: "Dumb Blonde"

>Yeah, but I wouldn't wait til Sunday to laugh!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe it's Thursday..(when she'll see it in the "To:" column..)

Geoffrey

From: "Claire" To: "Geoffrey"
Subject: Re: Allsorts

HA!

Just noticed Dumb Blonde in the To column...

Claire xox

 

 

From: "Geoffrey"
To: "Dumb.Blonde@my.sisters.ISP.com"
Subject: Aliases

It's called an 'alias' or "Display Name"
You can 'spoof' people this way.
e.g. you could write to me using the *entire* line:
*@#%^$!-ing annoying nitwit Brother <geoffrey@my.ISP.com>
You have to "copy & paste" the WHOLE line to the To: box

(ignore the hyperlinks of course, as you'll see them, just copy the whole line to the clipboard)


this is the 'alias' = anything before the first 'left' arrow: <geoffrey@my.ISP.com>

Any character seems to work except a comma (delineates next email address)
including spaces, double and single quotes and @ etc.


In *this* email I'm using (this is what you'll see):

"Dumb.Blonde@my.sisters.ISP.com"
using:
Dumb.Blonde@my_sisters_ISP.com<Claire@my_sisters_ISP.com >

I used the "." in 'Dumb.Blonde' to make it look more realistic:
spaces aren't allowed in 'usernames' (yours is: Claire)


In the previous email's I used:
Dumb Blonde<Claire@my_sisters_ISP.com >

Geoffrey

 

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